Bert's Dilemma

Story

Synopsis

Bert and his girlfriend aren't doing too good... it's looking like splitsville for them... unless Bert steps up. But when a mysterious, beautiful, delicious Gyro comes into his life, Bert must choose between his beloved girlfriend and his beloved Gyro... and protect the Gyro against all those that would take it from him...

Director

Sam Wood

Writers

Sam Wood

Language

English

Release date

22 May 2026

Budget

$202

Ensemble

Cast

• 

  Jacob Puttick

  Bert

• Mr Nitwit

  The Gyro

• Lucy Keen

  Ana

• Anthony Huntley

  Mr Miami

• Wyatt Quinnell

  Mysterious Man

• Shannen Holohan

  Arts Student

• Alishia Roberts

  Emo Kid

• 

  Sam Churchward

  Jogger

• Charlie Brayn

  Charity Worker

• Oyiyechuku Okolo

  Passerby

• Gibraïl Lagneau

  Sexy Gibraïl