Pretty Dead Things

Story

Synopsis

Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.

Director

Richard Griffin

Writers

Sandeep Parikh, Richard Griffin

Language

English

Country

United States of America

Release date

26 October 2006

Budget

$22

Ensemble

Cast

• 

  Patrick Pitu

  Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy

• 

  William DeCoff

  John Welles

• 

  Danielle Lozeau

  Jennifer Bond

• Ashley Eaton

  Shelby St. Exxmin

• Ross Kelly

  Rex Van Horn

• Alexandra Johnson

  Female Stripper

• Salvatore Marchese

  Mayor Bowden

• Jason Witter

  Shane Starkweather

• Jennifer Scharf

  Keller

• Donald Foley

  Moe Blu

• Robert Jude Buco

  Club Hell Janitor

• 

  Heather Cooney

  Cheery Jogger