Ms. Thing

Story

Synopsis

Ms. Thing is a spoof on the late night TV infomercial. It follows the story of Jill, an emotionally volatile urban lesbian who is looking for love in all the wrong places. She’s a failure at dating. Her new, live-in relationship crumbles over a domestic difference. Just as she reaches an all-time low, stalking her ex on her social networking site, Jill’s knight in shining armor appears at the door. Not a man. Not even a woman. Jill’s prayers are answered by Ms. Thing, the perfect solution for women who are fed up with conventional relationships. Ms. Thing caters to her every need, provides unconditional love and long lasting sexual satisfaction.

Director

Aren X. Tulchinsky

Writers

Mette Bach

Language

English

Country

Canada

Release date

13 August 2010

Ensemble

Cast

• Melanie Bray

  Jill

• S.D. Holman

  Chaz

• Rika Moorhouse

  Ms. Thing

• Andrea Hector

• Kim Barsanti

  Courier

• 

  Quynh Mi

  Lisa

• Holly Rolfe

  Cynthia Thunderclap

• Tanya Fruehauf

  Felicity

• 

  Valerie McNicol

  Narrator (voice)