Actor

Story

Synopsis

Bronze is a down on his luck thespian who needs a break badly. Literally living off his one recognizable moment in the TV cop show Boys in Blue (he played a TV stealing criminal), he spends his days hustling, his nights arguing with his live-in companion, a transvestite Christian rock wannabe. After a beer can robbery goes wrong, Bronze gets his songwriting pal an audition. When that falls through, he hits rock bottom. A bout with cellphone-induced ear cancer and an incident with a haphazardly thrown can of soup seals his sad fate.

Director

Giuseppe Andrews

Writers

Giuseppe Andrews

Language

English

Release date

1 January 2004

Ensemble

Cast

• Miles Dougal

  Bronze Bronzeman

• Walt Dongo

  Pew

• Bill Tyree

  Bufo the Casting Director

• Walter Patterson

• Greg Wells

• Tiffany Naylor

  The Only Hooker in Town

• Sir 'Bigfoot' George

  BigFoot

• Joey Murcia

  Benny

• Rocky Suicidal Mary

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  Giuseppe Andrews

• Marybeth Spychalski