Diamond Zero

Story

Synopsis

A daft doctor concocts an offbeat scheme to make millions after he happens upon a method of turning cremated human remains into diamonds. But when the sawbones hires a pair of hapless thieves to collect the raw material, a string of calamities ensues in their insane efforts to pilfer the ashes of prominent and historic figures. Tippi Hedren, Bronson Pinchot, Richard Moll and Joan Van Ark head the cast in this inky morality yarn.

Directors

Annelie Wilder, David Gaz

Writers

Kevin Poore, David Gaz

Language

English

Country

United States of America

Release date

24 May 2005

Ensemble

Cast

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  Bronson Pinchot

  Bergerac De La Houssey

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  Tippi Hedren

  Eleanor Kelly

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  Darin Heames

  Lulu

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  Leo Rossi

  Augustine Garza

• Timothy McNeil

  Dr. Simon Lockbuster

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  Richard Moll

  Detective Jackson

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  Joan Van Ark

  The Hemingway Diamond

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  Joseph Ruskin

  Quentin Leeds

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  John Churchill

  Detective Grubbs

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  Tuesday Knight

  Lil

• 

  Van Epperson

  Arnie Crump

• David Ripley

  Mark